* Karate Chopchop!
Friday, August 20, 2010
Me:
OMG
before i forget
JACKIE CHAN WAS IN MY DREAM
LMAFOOOOOOOO
AND HE FELL IN LVOE WITH ME
WJ:
what LOLOL
WTHWTH
LFMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
IKRRRRRRRRR
you're my hero
i was walking out of my house
at like
9pm
heading to carolyn's
for some reason
and i bumped into him
and i jumped him (like i would any celeb)
LMFAOOOOO
and he kissed me
and he was like
whoa whoa
where u heading, ill walk u
did he have a chinese accent?
there was a body guard holding an umbrella
and hes liek
but this guy has to come with me, or ill get wet and get in trouble
LOL
LOL
JACKIE CHAN NEEDS A BODYGUARD ?
i dont remember if he had an accent
and he was like
are u single
i didnt answer
LOL
and the body guard was like
woww
guess thats done
and he was like
wanna go out
and i waslike
WHOAWHOWHOAHWA
WAIt
I DIDNT ANSWER
LMFAOMFAO
and i rejected him
LMAFOOOOO
and then after
i was like
btw, im 15.
LMFAOO
CW:
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HES 50
LOLOL
LMFAOOO I KNOWWWWWWW
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what else do you dream about
voldemort
he was in my house
except my hosue looked different
my dad was kindof the "hero"
but he wasnt home from work
and i kept being paranoid voldemort would kill me
but he was just chilling in my house
i guess he was waiting for my daddy
LMAOOO
LMFAOO holy
too much harry potter ; O
IKNOW
but i think i had that dream when i was little before
it felt familiar
i was pretty ninja, tricked him a few times
dont remember how
LOLOL you tricked volemort
yeeeeh (:
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THIS BE REAL / NOT A DREAM:
tony and danny keep saying my grandpa's gangster
LMAO
cus he has an earring hole
on one ear
and he was liek super ninja the other day
we were on one side of the street
LOOL
waiting for him to catchup
and then all of a sudden he called from in front
LMAO
he was on the other side of the street the whole time
LOOOL
NINJAAAAAAA
LMFAO
holy crap
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